Waffle's Affection Deficient Asylum

(texttttt) before we proceed please look at this cat below:

As you can see this is actually a dog. Now let's go down a trip of my mental breakdown as I slowly realize I was fucking pranked and trolled into learning the most basic of HTML (fuck you binzi firechicken whatever)

I was fucking lied to

there was no drag & drop
MY HTML WEBSITE LOOKS LIKE A SPAGHETTI CODE
Can I actually eat this spaghetti?
I tried, I can't fucking eat it and now I will DIE BECAUSE IM STARVING
MY FASTING IS AT RISK OF PERISHING

if your name is Firechicken please read this

I know your face
I don't know where you live
But I will soon
Just you fucking wait i will pee on you while you sleep
and I will attach to you fake chest pads with hot glue
your life will forever be changed
FOLLOW MY TWITTER INSTEAD HERE

there was no drag and drop

this looks simple enough

until its fucking not

someone save me from this fucking hell

I want to be loved y'all please. If you're passing by please give me lots of love and affection I need headpats every single day onegai shimaiplease. Also heres my caard link I don't know how to fucking code please save me I want to be loved please: This is my caard link its prettier